Whipping Towels and Bug Guts

The spider was massive but I didnt scream. I just ninja leaped up to the top of the stairs and calmly asked you to kill it. You were freaked out because we dont have spiders that large back home. Eventually you took a towel and decided to whip it. You screamed and jumped like a little girl when the spider starting running sensing its impending doom. The rest of us were laughing, a laugh that would soon make our abs hurt. Eventually you whipped the spider and life went on. Until last night when a massive flying insect was spotted. Somehow you were the one sent to kill it. Another towel was grabbed and photos were taken as it was a bug worth documenting. You whipped it and scream and jumped oh so much more than previously. The bug exploded. Not long after there was one on the stairs again. I asked you to kill it and tried yelling to the others on the roof. They ignored it. You grabbed the spider towel and eventually tried to whip it. The usual response happened except the massive gross cockroach crawled into the stairs! How creepy. Luckily this morning the bravest one, the one that maybe weighs a hundred pounds, went and killed it. Gold Star for your mad skills j-rake. Moral of the story, always run away from the creatures of impending doom and ask a male to get a towel and whip them. It will result in jumping, screaming like a girl and sore abs from laughing. Epic wins all around.